This journal is friends-locked. If you're really that interested in reading about our lives, leave me a comment here and I'll add you back if you interest me.

If you are a fuckwit or you dislike rats or children, you might as well not bother. I define fuckwittery as follows: misogyny, bigotry, anti-choice rubbish, fat phobia, spouting uneducated shit about mental illness and/or people living on benefits. I probably won't like you much if you're whiny or type with less accuracy than my five-year-old, either.

I've been friends-locked for a while, I just never had a banner. The otters were begging for an airing.